Abandoning Earth

Abandoning Earth
Digital Illustration



Yes, sometime in the not-too-distant-future you'll need to bail. You should by now know the proper drill maneuvers & all the emergency exits, if you don't, call Jane in HR. Keep your floatable devices and parachutes close at hand & half inflated. Some say a towel is all you need, but I would recommend keeping a roll of life savers in your pocket as well. As for me, I'm gonna book a holiday to the moon & just jump ship - excellent plan! I'll even save, 'cause I'm gonna buy a oneway - Slaap!