From the famed roadtrip between Christmas to New Year, from London up to the lakes, Fort William, a castle called Awkward, Hogmany and home again. Who knows, someday I might tell you the tale.
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Further, I know I can't spell, if I misspelt something I'll blame it on my education... and genetics.